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Monday, November 25, 2024

Cinema Playground Journal 2024: Week 47 (My Cinema Playground)

Multiplex Madness


Bonhoeffer
⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Drama
Director:  Todd Komarnicki
Starring:  Jonas Dassler, August Diehl, David Jonnson, Flula Borg, Moritz Bliebtreu, Nadine Heidenreich, Patrick Mölleken, Clarke Peters


I don't think the proper response to seeing a studio logo is "I am so tired," but that's the only thought Angel Studios has inspired in me.  It's not just that their chosen business is to appeal to the faith and inspirational market, it's just that they do it in such a trite and uninspired way.  Bonhoeffer at least seems to almost branch out into a borderline thriller, though it doesn't feel like anybody who works with the studio has any idea how to "thrill" its audience.  The movie tells the story of Deitrich Bonhoeffer, a German pastor who stood up to the Nazi government throughout the 1930's and 40's.  The tagline boasts "pastor, spy, assassin," and he is indeed two of those things.  That third bit is a bit strained, because while he was involved in an assassination attempt on Adolf Hitler, it wasn't a successful one and he wasn't exactly the one to make the attempt.  I'd describe that as closer to a conspirator than an assassin, but I guess they want that John Wick audience to watch their movie.  Bonhoeffer isn't the worst thing I've seen come out of Angel Studios, because at least the storyline is half-interesting.  The movie has an inspiring morality about it, warning of the dangers of perverting faith for political power, while criticizing the religious who sit by and let it happen.  The film has such an infantile presentation to its drama that it's well meaning story falls victim to its lack of subtlety.  It's a movie made by people who saw the "I could have saved one more" scene in Schindler's List and thought "The whole movie should be like that."  It's hammy with its melodrama to the point that it just becomes a bore when it should be enticing.  I'm sure the people who made this actually wanted to do this story justice, but unfortunately they tell it in a way that feels like a crime.


GladIIator
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Drama, Action
Director:  Ridley Scott
Starring:  Paul Mescal, Connie Nielson, Denzel Washington, Pedro Pascal, Joseph Quinn, Fred Hechinger, Lior Raz, Derek Jacobi


A sequel to Gladiator has been rumored off and on for a while now, including a weird development phase where Russell Crowe was supposed to return as a time traveler following his death in the original.  It was an idea so stupid that I would have given anything to see it, as opposed to the easy Gladiator sequel to make, which was just Gladiator again.  And that's what Gladiator II winds up being, another Gladiator.  Take that for what it's worth.  This time with a Ridley Scott who has far more indulgent and theatrical historical epics under his belt, often trying the recreate the success of the first Gladiator's indulgance and theatricality, few achieving it (save perhaps The Last Duel).  Gladiator II sees the son of Connie Nielson, revealed to be Russell Crowe's as well, grow up to be an enslaved soldier, just like his pops.  He fights gladiator matches and becomes a symbol of hope under oppression, again like dear old dad.  Like said before, it's Gladiator again, except this time with the guy from Aftersun.  Paul Mescal is a good actor, though he lacks the presence Russell Crowe had in the original, as he can't escape being a lighter clone as the film's redundant qualities barrell down on him.  While the film can't escape redundancy, it still maintains Gladiator's primal appeal with excellent action scenes and messy thrills.  In some ways Gladiator II benefits from being born into a generation that was influenced by the first film.  The people who made Game of Thrones obviously loved Gladiator, and the people who made Gladiator II obviously loved Game of Thrones.  Gladiator II is a quality product of its generational inspiration, even if it isn't as impactful as its namesake.  Those who treasure that namesake will definitely want to check it out.


Wicked Part I
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Genre:  Musical, Fantasy
Director:  Jon M. Chu
Starring:  Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande-Butera, Michelle Yeoh, Jeff Goldblum, Jonathan Bailey, Ethan Slater, Bowen Yang, Marissa Bode, Peter Dinklage


Every once in a while I remember that last year had four two-part movie starters that were supposed to conclude this year, and the only one that had it's second installment arrive as expected was Rebel Moon (this was the one that everyone wanted the least).  The fact that these second movies never came out reflects very little on the films themselves (except maybe Fast X, because the production for both films sounds like a shit show), but rather production woes based on Hollywood strikes (Mission:  Impossible:  Dead Reckoning Part 2) and overly ambitious production goals (Spider-Man:  Beyond the Spider-Verse).  2024 learned zero lessons from this, offering up even more multi-film sagas, including Renny Harlin's three-part Strangers slasher movies and Kevin Costner's four-part Horizon western.  I admire ambition, to a limit.  At least The Strangers was one giant, low-budget production.  Costner went out and spent hundreds of millions of dollars on a glorified mid-2000's television miniseries and is at risk of not finishing it.

Now we have Wicked, masking that pesky "Part 1" in marketing materials, probably because we've gotten to the point where "Part 1" might make audiences groan and deflate potential success (this was what Paramount attributed to Dead Reckoning's mid performance, even though the Barbenheimer phenomenon was the more likely culprit there) and, if you lure people in, the cliffhanger ending probably won't turn people off in of itself if the movie is good enough (ala Infinity War, Dune, or Across the Spider-Verse).  Wicked was advertised as just an adaptation of the Broadway musical, but is actually just the first half of it.  Broadway fans can rest assured knowing that both Wicked films were filmed as one production, so the second half is on track with little hurdles in its way.  They'll have to wait until next November for it, but that was always the plan.

I'll admit that I have limited affinity for The Wizard of Oz.  It's something I appreciate more than I genuinely like.  It's a stunningly made, groundbreaking movie, but I just never connected with it.  I anticipated a similar feeling for Wicked, and to an extent, Wicked followed through on that.  It's also a well done movie that dazzles the audience it's targeted at, though my lack of investment in the Oz franchise limits just how interested I am in it.  That might come off as blunt criticism, but I think of it more as a notice that I am a neutral observer.

For those not Broadway-versed, Wicked tells a flipped view of the Oz story, centering on Elphaba, the "Wicked Witch," here portrayed as a magical girl who has been labeled a freak due to her green skin.  The film shows her attending college in the land of Oz and her frenemy relationship with "Good Witch" hopeful Glinda, leading up to a confrontation with the great Wizard himself.  I'll admit, I'm not too interested in a story about the Wicked Witch, as she's about as two-dimensional as any film villain has ever been.  However, I have to admit, that also makes her ideal to latch any sort of character traits onto her with ease.  Wicked does that quite well, albeit with a generic racism moral piled on top of a Mean Girls take on Harry Potter.  Cynthia Erivo gives a warm and bold performance as Elphaba, while Ariana Grande offers up comic relief with a frilly take on Glinda.  The film is helmed by Jon M. Chu, who directed a previous Broadway adaptation with In the Heights.  Admittedly, I find Wicked less interesting than In the Heights, which was a more energetic and satisfying knock-out musical, but Chu is a talent with films like this.  He always uses his camera smartly, having it dance with the choreography of the big numbers.  Wicked also has what is probably the largest budget Chu has ever worked with, which intrudes on that slightly, as he's also forced to show off the big sets and special effects more than to let the rhythm flow through the movie.  That's too bad, but Wicked is also a very bombastic power ballad musical, so it does match the tone of the picture.

It probably seems like I'm being harsh on this film, but I feel like I'm weighing it out.  For what it's worth, it's probably the second best Oz film, behind the beloved 1939 classic.  I'm not really who this movie is targeted at, but I'm going to give it credit for doing right by its audience.  Everyone else in the theater was absolutely glowing about this movie.  It's exactly what they wanted, and there is greatness in that.

Movies Still Playing At My Theater
Heretic ⭐️⭐️⭐️
A Real Pain ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Red One ⭐️⭐️
Smile 2 ⭐️⭐️1/2
The Wild Robot ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

New To Digital
Absolution ⭐️⭐️
Monster Summer ⭐️⭐️
Smile 2 ⭐️⭐️1/2
We Live in Time ⭐️⭐️1/2

New To Physical
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Godzilla Minus One ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
The Killer's Game ⭐️⭐️1/2
Speak No Evil ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Reagan ⭐️

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Monday, November 18, 2024

Cinema Playground Journal 2024: Week 46 (My Cinema Playground)

Multiplex Madness


Bird
⭐️⭐️1/2
Genre:  Drama, Fantasy
Director:  Andrea Arnold
Starring:  Nykiya Adams, Barry Keoghan, Franz Rogowski, Jason Buda, Jasmine Jobson, Frankie Box, James Nelson-Joyce


A troubled young girl befriends an awkward outsider who is searching for his mother in this indie coming-of-age drama.  Bird starts off pretty straightforward, with rebellious teenage angst taking center stage of what, at first glance, is pretty run-of-the-mill and comes off an aimlessly generic attempt.  Assuredly, it takes a turn.  Does it make it more interesting?  I'd be challenged to say it does.  If anything, it turns its from aimless to lightly baffling.  The film crosses into metaphorical fantasy as it goes on, which feels like it's doing so because it doesn't trust its drama.  That's not entirely unwarranted, because while the acting is pretty good, the story ebbs and flows as it meanders without full certainty of where it's going.  As its final element starts rolling, the film has something to cling to, even as it grasp slips while it clumsily tries to fuse it into itself.  I'm curious if there is some local English folklore I'm missing that helps bring this movie together, but even if there is, I'm still left piecing this movie together from what abstract pieces it offers.  But Bird is an interesting piece, even as it misfires.


A Real Pain
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Drama, Comedy
Director:  Jesse Eisenberg
Starring:  Jesse Eisenberg, Kieran Culkin, Will Sharpe, Jennifer Grey, Kurt Egyiawan, Liza Sadovy, Daniel Oreskes


Jesse Eisenberg directs himself and Kieran Culkin as cousins who go on a tour of Holocaust sites in Poland after the passing of their grandmother, while Culkin's erratic behavior makes Eisenberg and the rest of the tour uncomfortable along the way.  A Real Pain is a contemplative dramedy featuring contrasting performances by its two leads.  Culkin is given the jucier role of the two, allowing for an unfiltered character who projects a frivolous nature that masks an internal depression.  Eisenberg gives himself a straight man role to use in observational study of such inner pain.  The movie has no answers for its subject, opting instead to be a study of the aimless lives that haven't been figured out, and how small they might feel in contrast to both people they know and the people that preceed them.  It's a lot to chew on for such a small movie.


Red One
⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure
Director:  Jake Kasdan
Starring:  Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, J.K. Simmons, Lucy Liu, Kiernan Shipka, Bonnie Hunt


The one-and-only Santa Claus has been kidnapped in the days leading up to Christmas, and personal bodyguard Dwayne Johnson teams up with professional tracker and "Level 4 Naughty Lister" Chris Evans to track him down and return him to the skies by Christmas Eve.  Johnson reteams with his Jumanji director Jake Kasdan for another hectic family adventure, though Red One lacks the creative spirit of the Jumanji films, even if the good-natured humor still wins it some charisma points.  The problem with doing a globe-trotting techno caper take on the Santa Claus mythos is that the novelty of "Christmas magic" falters while making things shinier and more action-based.  The appeal of the holiday gets lost in the gloss.  That's not to say it can't be done, but Red One is too pleased with its cheek to get in touch with its imagination.  The movie does clearly think its genre mash is imaginative enough, though it's probably confusing imagination with Christmas-themed gimmickry.  Red One is a lot of holiday paint airbrushed on basic noise.  It's enough for an empty evening at the movies, though it likely won't inspire many to put it on their annual holiday rotation.

Movies Still Playing At My Theater
Anora ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Conclave ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Elevation ⭐️⭐️
Heretic ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Smile 2 ⭐️⭐️1/2
We Live in Time ⭐️⭐️1/2
The Wild Robot ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

New To Digital
Goodrich ⭐️⭐️1/2
Megalopolis ⭐️⭐️
Rumours ⭐️⭐️
Saturday Night ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

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Monday, November 11, 2024

Cinema Playground Journal 2024: Week 45

Multiplex Madness


Anora
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Genre:  Comedy, Drama
Director:  Simon Baker
Starring:  Mikey Madison, Mark Eydelshteyn, Yura Borisov, Karren Karagulian, Vache Tovmasyan, Aleksei Serebryakov


A stripper/prostitute elopes with a wealthy Russian party boy, only to be caught off guard when his parents send a group of henchmen to force their annulment.  The movie sounds simple, but there is a sublimeness to its presentation that make it emotionally viable.  It owes a lot to Mikey Madison, who glows in the title role and acts as a force of energy as a chaotic woman in a chaotic situation insisting that she's found true love when all signs point to her being used as a symbol of frivolity.  Her attachment to the idea that she has found love makes her plight heartbreaking.  She's quite funny in the movie too, highlighted by an extended scene where a group of men try to calm her down, but she grows so violent that they have to subdue her, carefully trying not to make her feel like she's being assaulted but she's so out of control that the situation grows out of hand.  It's likely one of the best comedic setpieces you'll see in any movie this year, while it also highlights her emotional stress throughout the movie.  She is a woman who firmly believes that she has found her life outside of being used by men, only for it to sink in that the idea she thought of as love might just be her being used more thoroughly than usual.  It's a lovely look at one woman's idealism and how it can be thrown away.


The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Comedy, Faith
Director:  Dallas Jenkins
Starring:  Judy Greer, Peter Holmes, Molly Belle Wright, Lauren Graham


It's usually a general rule that the earlier in November that your Christmas movie opens, the worse it probably is, and if it opens in October then it needs to be ignored entirely.  Or it means it's opening early so it can flop and hit streaming by December.  The Best Christmas Pageant Ever opened as early in November as it possibly could have, so I didn't have high expectations.  The movie is better than you'd might think, though.  How much you enjoy it will depend on how embraclsive you are of its quaintness.  The film sees Judy Greer putting on a Christmas pageant for her local church, which is upended by a group of out-of-control troublemaking children.  It's simple and goofy, but it does so for broad family appeal, which is to be expected for a Christmas movie that doesn't star Billy Bob Thornton.  Is the movie funny?  Eh...more silly and rambunctious.  The film works more thematically than it does as a laugh riot.  The movie makes a point to target the idolization of the story of Christmas to the point that the story is softened up and loses its meaning, utilizing characters in poverty to show that the story is actually about perseverance through hardship and belief in something greater.  It's a quality moral for a Christmas movie, and one a lot of faith movies could learn from, because most movies of this type are about white middle-to-upper class pricks acting as if they're being persecuted against because atheism exists.  The movie actually parodies the dismissive attitude of the Christian church quite poignantly, showcasing that self-serving evangelical type that works against their religious teachings because their religion makes them feel above the downtrodden.  The moral becomes about the perversion of faith in the hands of the privileged and how it becomes separated from the people it might actually mean something to.  It's probably the best, most in-the-weeds moral I've seen in any Christmas movie I've seen in a while.  It's likely to fall on deaf ears, but that's not the movie's fault.  Its heart is full and in the right place, even if it could stand to be a little less vanilla when it's entire point is to give Christmas a little bit of an edge.  It's made by people who don't know where the edge is, but I appreciate the effort.


Christmas Eve in Miller's Point
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Comedy
Director:  Tyler Thomas Taormina
Starring:  Matilda Fleming, Maria Dizzia, Ben Shenkman, Francesca Scorsese, Elsie Fisher, Lev Cameron, Sawyer Spielberg, Gregg Turkington, Michael Cera


Oh boy.  Another Christmas movie before Thanksgiving.  Just what I wanted, tow in on one weekend.  This one is an indie comedy that sees a family gathering at their grandmother's house for what may be their last holiday party before the sale of the house and putting her into a nursing home.  Laughter ensues as we watch family relations get out of hand.  The movie is very good at depicting that rowdy Christmas atmosphere of a family holiday get-together, from the people who live for it down to the people who don't want to be there.  It then sideramps into a slight teens-be-teens adventure to highlight that underground spirit of individuality breaking free from their roots, but still coming home in the end.  Michael Cera and Gregg Turkington are also in this movie, looking out of place as they lean more into quirky character comedians instead of the silly family archetype the rest of the movie works with.  Because of that, the movie struggles to maintain a consistent tone at times, but that's only five percent of a movie that mostly works.


Elevation
⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Science Fiction, Thriller
Director:  George Nolfi
Starring:  Anthony Mackie, Morena Baccarin, Maddie Hasson, Tony Goldwyn


Mankind becomes an endangered species yet again in another post-apocalyptic thriller with creepy crawlies running around.  Indestructible beasties cannot exceed above a certain elevation, so camps of survivors retreat into the mountains.  Why can't they go up there?  The movie doesn't explain.  Maybe they don't like hard nipples and shrinkage.  But Anthony Mackie needs medical equipment for his son, so he needs to venture out into the danger zone to retrieve it.  If you've seen movies like Elevation before, then you've already seen Elevation.  It's an unambitious, exposition-heavy script from people who have probably seen a hundred episodes of The Walking Dead, memorized every trope, and generalized them to their bare bones, ensuring Elevation is only passive entertainment. But solid actors and decent creature feature action help balance it's less polished edges.  Mackie is a likeable leading man, and Morena Baccarin manages to make the movie heavier in some beats than it has any right to be.  With a script this threadbare, the cast upping their game is a plus.  The film climaxes on a bizarre ending that is unadulterated silliness, answering some questions but asking a hundred more, feeling like it's promising a franchise that it takes optimism to assume an audience will demand.  The movie cost only $18 million to produce (and it resources it very smartly, in all fairness), so it wouldn't take that much to make it a success.  It still feels like a lot to ask an audience to like this movie enough to want another one.


Heretic
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Horror, Thriller
Director:  Scott Beck, Bryan Woods
Starring:  Hugh Grant, Sophie Thatcher, Chloe East


Heretic is the latest genre offering from Scott Beck and Bryan Woods, who are best known as the writers of A Quiet Place, though they have been trying to build a directing career outside of that film since even before it came out.  They had a minor indie spooky house flick called Haunt, and last year they went blockbuster by shooting laser guns at dinosaurs in 65.  Heretic is a snap back to lower-budget fare, and it's probably one of the better scripts they've put out.  I say this with a huge caveat, because I'm not really one that gets into movies that are theological discussions that are clearly created by someone with a one-sided bias (probably the worst example of this is last year's Nefarious, which was so theologically naive that it felt like it was written by a grade-schooler).  Heretic's screenplay sometimes comes off like it was written by the type who brags about being an athiest every time someone brings up their own faith, who convinced himself he's doing so to make a point, but is really doing it because he likes the way it feels to be a smug asshole.  So, already there's a certain level of obnoxiousness to this movie that turns me off, but it's a tight screenplay and a well-crafted production, which does put my hesitancy on the backseat.  Heritic's story is about two Mormon girls who are invited into the house of Hugh Grant to discuss his potentially joining the church.  The tables start to turn when Grant plays mind games with the girls, seemingly pushing them to test their faith in front of him.  What is his game?  It has a few crazy turns, though I'll admit being a little underwhelmed with the final reveal.  The movie is cautiously intricate, though despite that, it can't help but delve into clumsy habits.  Grant is given a lot of detailed dialogue, and he belts it out effortlessly and with intense charisma.  But as good as Grant is and despite the movie's theology pretense, it really just boils down to an old man being a dick to two young girls.  It's a good thing it's an engaging example of that.  Once you accept the meat and potatoes of the meal, it's a solid ride of twistedness.  It's probably not one that was ever destined to win me over, but it's probably the highlight of Beck and Woods' resume to date.


Meanwhile on Earth
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Science Fiction
Director:  Jérémy Clapin
Starring:  Megan Northam, Catherine Salée, Sam Louwyck


French science fiction film features a woman is contacted by a disembodied voice, which tells her that it can bring back her brother, who was lost on a space mission years prior.  Thematically, the film is about how loss haunts a person and the will to make that which is gone return to you.  The movie is fueled by forceful sound design, mixed with intense cinematography focused on a locked in performance by Megan Northam.  The vibes of the film are mostly grounded, coming off as an indie drama about mourning with psychological supernatural elements.  As such, the movie is more about its metaphor than its premise, so it doesn't end on a note of full closure.  The movie is lovely in that regard, though it never really breaks away from its modesty.


Small Things like These
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Drama
Director:  Tim Mielants
Starring:  Cillian Murphy, Eileen Walsh, Michelle Fairley, Clare Dunne, Helen Behan, Emily Watson


Fresh off his Oscar win, Cillain Murphy goes back to the Award-baiting performance well with this story where he plays a delivery man who suspects that women taken in by a local convention are being mistreated and abused.  Normally movies like this are about confrontation with the people who do bad deeds, but Small Things like These is more about internal conflict.  The film tells a story of a man living a mundane life who notices something is amiss, which gives him the turmoil of whether to keep his head down in his normalcy or to get involved in something outside his small world.  The film has a low-scale view of this type of story, focusing on the moral stress of being the man to notice a wrong rather than an effort to right it.  The film's sloth pace will be appreciated by some more than others, as it takes a while to get going and, even when it does, it focuses on Murphy's contemplation.  If one is a Murphy fan, it's definitely a performance to chew on in a movie with an intriguing approach to its subject matter.


Weekend in Taipei
⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Action, Comedy
Director:  George Huang
Starring:  Luke Evans, Gwei Lun-mei, Sung Kang


This inconsistent martial arts flick has Luke Evans as an American agent in Taiwan, where he leads a team tasked with taking down corrupt billionaire Sung Kang, going out of his way to protect the wife and son who have been leaking him information.  The movie is primarily a throwback to the type of imported Asian action flick that swelled in the market about thirty years ago, though the film never reaches the heights of that subgenre.  After a while it tonally downgrades into a low rent Jason Statham movie that borders on a bargain basement Steven Seagal movie.  It never commits to any of the charm either could offer, just tiring out and working hard to end itself.  Casting Luke Evans in a 90s martial arts action-comedy homage is like casting Bruce Willis when Jackie Chan and Jet Li won't return your calls.  Sure, he'll get the job done, but there's a disconnect in style.  In fairness, The movie's action is on point, but it's comedy is overtly staged and hammed up until it loses all impact.  For example, the movie's female lead is introduced in a rather bizarre Breakfast at Tiffany's homage, dressing like Audrey Hepburn and with an instrumental of Moon River playing, before sucker punching us with her closing the scene with her racing a car through the streets that would make her co-stars who have been in Fast & Furious movies envious.  That's only a slight hint at how stilted and awkward the movie can be, though it's moderately entertaining if you're only here to see people get punched.

Movies Still Playing At My Theater
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Conclave ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Here ⭐️⭐️
Smile 2 ⭐️⭐️1/2
Terrifier 3 ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Twisters ⭐️⭐️
We Live in Time ⭐️⭐️1/2
The Wild Robot ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

New To Digital
The Wild Robot ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

New To Physical
1992 ⭐️⭐️1/2
The 4:30 Movie ⭐️⭐️⭐️
AfrAId ⭐️
Blink Twice ⭐️⭐️1/2
The Crow ⭐️1/2
It Ends with Us ⭐️⭐️
Strange Darling ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Trap ⭐️⭐️
You Gotta Believe ⭐️⭐️

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Monday, November 4, 2024

Cinema Playground Journal 2024: Week 44 (My Cinema Playground)

Multiplex Madness


Absolution
⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Drama, Thriller
Director:  Hans Petter Moland
Starring:  Liam Neeson, Ron Perlman, Yolonda Ross, Daniel Diemer


Liam Neeson is back punching people in his latest aging-man thriller, though this one is more contemplative than most.  Neeson plays a gangster who finds out his mind is going, and he tries to spend his remaining time trying to establish bridges with his estranged daughter, which is easier said than done.  The movie is somewhat similar to Michael Keaton's Knox Goes Away earlier this year, which was a forgettable movie itself.  That being said, it had more meat on its bones than Absolution.  Neeson seems keen to play a more dramatic role than most of this fare allows him to do, but he seems to be lost in an indie drama that he has created in his own mind while the movie isn't willing to meet him at his level.  The movie isn't really that thrilling while the drama runs inert looking for a place to go.  The conclusion is only satisfying in that noir sense of nobody really getting what they want, though the resolution doesn't really make the premise feel whole.  Those looking for a dementia thriller will be better off with Keaton's film, though it's not an absolute whether they'll think highly of it.  Neeson's fans are better off checking out In the Land of Saints and Sinners from earlier this year instead.


Here
⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Drama
Director:  Robert Zemeckis
Starring:  Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Paul Bettany, Kelly Reilly


I want nothing more than to be able to say Robert Zemeckis is one of the greatest living directors.  The man has some of the greatest films ever made under his belt, and as the man progresses deeper into his career, he continues to try and experiment and innovate, wanting to make unique films that are unlike anything else on the market.  Unfortunately, he sometimes struggles to make his experimentation and innovation pay off.  Ever since he gave the world that nightmare of a Polar Express movie, something seems to have broken inside of him.

His latest movie is called Here, based on graphic novel of the same name.  Here is a high-concept study of the passage of time and all the events that can happen in one spot over the course of years, decades, centuries, and even millenia.  It's about the nostalgic memories you have in your home, even the other people who lived in it before you, and even the ones who lived in it after you.  The movie simultaniously tells several life tales that happen in one living room in Pennsylvania and all the people who occupied it:  An aviation pilot and his badgering wife (played by Downton Abbey allum Michelle Dockery), a guy who invents the La-Z-Boy recliner and his model wife, a modern family living through the COVID-19 pandemic, and even periods before the house existed during colonial times, the American Revolution, and a pantomime love story between Native Americans.  The main narrive takes place when a digitally de-aged Paul Bettany moves in with his wife, an equally de-aged Kelly Reilly.  They raise a family of which their eldest son grows into an even more digitally de-aged Tom Hanks, telling his love story with his high school sweetheart and de-aged Forrest Gump co-star Robin Wright.  That's a lot of CGI face-lifts right there.  It's bizarre if you think about it, because Hanks and Wright spend most of this movie playing versions of their characters in their 20s, while Hanks' parents are played by actors that are younger than both of them.  I understand why you'd want actors as good as Hanks and Wright in this movie, but it occurs to me that this movie could have probably been made for half the cost if they used younger actors instead and utilized make-up instead of CGI.  This is a movie where the camera stays in one spot, for god's sake.  Why does it have so many special effects?

Zemeckis deserves credit for ambition in a film that strives to be poetry over narrative.  He's tripped up when his presentation feels too staged for his metaphor of life and time to hit as hard as it wants to.  The movie is jovial enough to be enjoyable, while its drama is lifeless because he has to play it up to the camera, which is only in one corner of the room.  It's like putting on a theater production for drywall.  It feels like the movie tries to mask this with its storytelling device, where the film uses framing panels to show different things happening in the room during different time periods, which it uses to transition to different stories.  Unfortunately, the nonlinear narrative is so rapid fire that it's disorienting.  It becomes distracting to switch from one story to another, getting deep into the Hanks/Wright narrative only to switch to someone else, having to remember who the new people in front of you are, only to switch to something different seconds later.  The movie can come off as homework because of that.  It's too bad, because deep in my heart I was rooting for this movie.  It's not that bad, and I'd even argue that it's worth a watch.  The movie might be overly sentimental for most of its duration, but I'd argue if one type of story earns sentimentality, it would be a life-spanning narrative like this.  It's just hard to watch this movie without an nagging thought in the back of your head telling you that it should be great, but it isn't.


Hitpig
⭐️⭐️
Genre:  Comedy, Adventure
Director:  Cinzia Angelini, David Feiss
Starring:  Jason Sudeikis, Lilly Singh, Rainn Wilson, Anitta, RuPaul, Hannah Gadsby, Charlie Adler


Goofy, under-the-radar animated offering sees a pig who is raised to be a bounty hunter tracking down an elephant to return to her owner.  Hitpig is not an entirely disposable offering, as its cast has some notable names, and it can get a laugh at some of its dumbest lines, my favorite being  "You just cracked a baby back rib."  This movie is a pun machine.  In its defense, some of the puns are actually pretty funny, though a movie with this many dad jokes and little narrative isn't justifiable as a theatrical experience.  Hitpig is a movie that feels destined to be a distraction for five-year-olds whenever it hits Netflix.  Going out of your way to see it is hard to envision.  But it might be ideal for a home viewing scenario, while I can't picture it being played on rotation to the points parents will be driven insane.  Is that a plus?  I don't know.  I'm gonna assume it is.


Lost on a Mountain in Maine
⭐️1/2
Genre:  Drama, Adventure
Director:  Andrew Boodhoo Knightlinger
Starring:  Luke David Blum, Caitlin Fitzgerald, Griffin Wallace Henkel, Paul Sparks


Based on the true story of Donn Fendler, a 12-year-old who was lost in the wilderness for over a week in 1939.  The film follows his survival trek through the woods while his parents launch a rescue effort.  It's a pretty interesting story that is killed by the movie's hackneyed tendencies.  The movie's hard lean into melodrama makes it less compelling than it would be if it had just used the same script but with less heavy filmmaking florishes, which give the impression that they didn't trust the audience to feel emotion without assistance.  There is so much slow-motion, self-monologues, even a few patches a dream sequences that feel like the result of hard drugs.  Was the kid licking toadstools out there?  Because that's the impression I'm getting.  From what I gather, Fendler did experience hallucinations during his time in the wilderness, so maybe I'm being harsh.  The movie's presentation of them can get quite bizarre, though.  I'd probably give them a pass if the movie had more ambition than the vibes of an ABC Movie of the Week, but it doesn't and here we are.  This story could probably inspire an excellent movie.  It's too bad that it didn't.

Netflix & Chill


Time Cut
⭐️1/2
Streaming On:  Netflix
Genre:  Horror, Science Fiction
Director:  Hannah Macpherson
Starring:  Madison Bailey, Antonia Gentry, Griffin Gluck


Christopher Landon may have accidentally sparked a meta slasher revolution when he made his goofy Groundhog Day homage in Happy Death Day, following it up with a killer take on Freaky Friday in Freaky.  Last year alone, we had It's a Wonderful Knife, the holiday themed slasher take on It's a Wonderful Life, and Totally Killer, which genre crossed with Back to the Future.  The last one is of particular note, because it seems as if it weren't the only film that aimed for that high concept premise.  Time Cut was filmed a year before Totally Killer was, but for some reason it released a year after.  I'm assuming there isn't much of a story to this, because Time Cut seems to be an independent acquisition by Netflix while Totally Killer was made in-house by Amazon/MGM to debut on Prime.  The former works more slowly than the latter.  One can tell the movie is just barely outdated, because it dropped a reference to being "viral on Twitter."  Obviously it was written and filmed before that platform rehaul and gutting, but even if this was filmed before that, the trendier reference would have been TikTok.

As you might have guessed, this is another movie about a teenager being flung back in time and stuck in the middle of a serial killer rampage from the past.  This time it's a girl who's sister was murdered before she was born, and she arrives in the year 2003 and gets to know the sister she never had while also trying to save her life.  There is a sweetness to the sibling story that is hard to deny, though the movie tends to do a meandering stumble over its plot points, just kinda of mentioning them in passing rather than showing them unfold.  The movie is obsessed with its characters talking about their feelings, which would be fine and dandy if this were a drama, but it's a high-concept time travel slasher movie.  Plot twists need to be exciting.  This movie gets lost in its sisterly tale and forgets what it's supposed to be doing.

When the movie does remember what it is, it doesn't do it particularly well.  The movie is PG-13, and slasher action is more implication than startling.  The movie hints that the killer probably does creative kills for the gore fanatics, but it cuts away from them, ensuring that audience will be disappointed.  There is a subconscious element to this that is kind of perfect, because there were a lot of movies in the post-Scream/pre-Saw era that tried to cash in but diluted the product for a broader rating, but that's probably not a type of movie I'd craft a nostalgiac homage to.  Even the time travel story feels anemic.  The generational cross between Gen Z and Millennial has less to offer than the Gen Z and Gen X that Totally Killer brought to the table.  Totally Killer was a vibe.  The movie was aggressively culture clash in audacious ways, to the point where the killer wore a Max Headroom mask.  With Time Cut, the culture clash is just a few social media namedrops contending with a lot of people wearing sweatpants, while the antagonist has no specific era motif about him other than he stabbed a guy with a broken DVD.  Even the murder mystery isn't that good, as the obvious red harring is barely in it and the killer is the only person it could logically be; and when it turns out it is, the motive is unsatisfactory.  I'll give Time Cut some minor points because the family story is cute enough, but everything revolving around it is such a missed opportunity that I can't find myself recommending it even for that.  The director successfully got their 2000's mix CD playlist into a movie, though.

Movies Still Playing At My Theater
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Conclave ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Godzilla Minus One ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Piece by Piece ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Smile 2 ⭐️⭐️1/2
Terrifier 3 ⭐️⭐️⭐️
We Live in Time ⭐️⭐️1/2
White Bird ⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Wild Robot ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

New To Digital
The Apprentice ⭐️⭐️⭐️
A Mistake ⭐️⭐️1/2
Piece by Piece ⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Substance ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
White Bird ⭐️⭐️⭐️


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