Cinema Playground Journal 2026: Week 24 (My Cinema Playground)

Multiplex Madness

Disclosure Day

⭐️⭐️⭐️

Genre:  Science Fiction

Director:  Steven Spielberg

Starring:  Emily Blunt, Josh O'Connor, Colin Firth, Eve Hewson, Colman Domingo, Wyatt Russell

Aliens have landed yet again in Steven Spielberg's backyard, having created two genre-defining classics in Close Encounters of the Third Kind and E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, while doing his own take on H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds several decades later.  Also, aliens were in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  People don't talk about that one.  This time, he does yet another "first contact" story, basically reimagining Close Encounters as a chase thriller, filled with less wonder and more paranoia.  Emily Blunt and Josh O'Connor play two people who have nothing to do with each other but each finding that they have some sort of way of communicating with extraterrestrial life.  They both find themselves neck deep in conspiracy, being chased down by government agents who will kill them to keep the secret to themselves.  Like Close Encounters, it's a film about communication and understanding with something strange and unusual.  Disclosure Day, however, is also interlaced with untrustworthy humanity mucking it up.  In Close Encounters and E.T. (and Crystal Skull), harm usually happens out of ignorance as opposed to maliciousness.  War of the Worlds was an alien race who was an invading "other," only here because we were fun to squish.  Disclosure Day does a toned down version of hostile relations but flips the sides, portraying a capitalist nation harming out of greed and power, while the aliens at play are just want them to fucking stop.  War of the Worlds was very influenced by post-9/11 xenophobic politics, while Disclosure Day is just about political xenophobia.

It's an interesting movie, but it does tend to struggle at maintaining attention for a full two-and-a-half hours.  This is probably on the mid tier of Spielberg's mostly stellar career, and probably the weakest movie he has made in the last decade or so (since The BFG, at least).  The script is both bloated and somehow lightly written at the same time.  There is a lot of running and chasing, and to where is not always clear.  Often the way out is just a magic stick that can do anything.  If Spielberg had balls, he would have made it Doctor Who's sonic screwdriver, but no.  Just a vague tube that we have a hundred of for some reason.  Characterization is also often underdetailed, as most people in this movie exist to give speeches and glower at each other.  This ensures that Emily Blunt steals the show.  She has the most interesting character, the best dialogue, great comedic beats, and throws herself entirely into the movie (WEATHER SHIMI!).  It's only natural that the movie becomes less fun when she's not on camera, but even when it focuses on lesser characters, it never loses too much of its blood flow.  Disclosure Day is solid sci-fi from someone who knows his way around it.  It's worth a look if you're into it.

The Furious

⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

Genre:  Action

Director:  Kenji Tanigaki

Starring:  Xie Miao, Joe Taslim, Yang Enyou, Jeeja Yanin, Brian Le, Joey Iwanaga, Yayan Ruhian

No, this is not yet another Fast and the Furious movie, though I'm still waiting to see how Dom survived that dam blowing up, now that you mention it.  If Taken was directed by Chad Stahelski with fight choreography by Jet Li you would probably find something as bonkers as The Furious, a movie that's not so much a story than it is a series of amazingly filmed martial arts scenarios strung together by revenge fantasy.  Mute martial artist Xie Miao chases down the child trafficking ring that kidnapped his daughter.  He teams up with journalist Joe Taslim and the pair join forces to basically beat the living snot out of everyone in their way.  There isn't really a lot of meat here, and sometimes you need to ignore the logic that the film willfully glosses over to keep its plot in momentum, which is surprising for a movie this simple.  It's all about the film's lengthy setpieces, though.  If you come to see martial arts mayhem, The Furious is not a movie that shortchanges it's viewer.  It's practically all it has up its sleeve, as once the set-up has been established, the movie sees no reason to slow itself down.  It's all about who needs their ass kicked next and/or how many of them.  The movie can feel like a video game mission, progressing from boss to boss until you reach the goal, and the movie's ending is an endless escalating beat down that probably lasts maybe twenty minutes.  The movie will either exhaust you with its relentlessness or frustrate you with how it never stops to give the viewer anything else.  But it's also the type of movie that action junkies will grin stupidly at and nod their head with until the end credits roll.

Stop!  That!  Train!

⭐️⭐️⭐️

Genre:  Comedy, Disaster

Director:  Adam Shankman

Starring:  RuPaul Charles, Ginger Minj, Jujubee, Brooke Lynn Hytes, Latrice Royale, Marty Lauter, Symone, Rachel Bloom, Sarah Michelle Gellar

Pardon me if the idea of another spoof movie so soon after the Scary Movie reboot was something I wasn't too excited about.  I felt like the genre was very thoroughly killed again after the rock solid Naked Gun reboot briefly resurrected it.  But my advice to anyone who is equally trepidicious about giving Stop!  That!  Train! a chance is to just loosen up and enjoy the chaos.  The movie plays to the strengths of a spoof movie a lot better than Scary Movie did last week, and while it can sometimes be a bumpy ride, it's a lot of fun and is always fabulous.  Like a certain influence from 1980, Stop!  That!  Train! is a spoof of disaster movie tropes as a bullet train goes haywire into a deadly storm.  It's drag performers to the rescue, as all of the stewardesses are played by them as they are called upon to save the day.  It's like if Airplane! was hijacked by the cast of To Wong Foo.  And of course, the queen of drag, RuPaul, is here also, playing the President of the United States who desperately needs the train to be stopped in order to save her dropping approval rating.  One can argue that maybe the movie is a bit more hammy than the best spoof movies tend to be, which is also a knock I've repeatedly given the Scary Movie franchise.  If I criticize it for them, I have to criticize it here.  The difference for me is that Stop!  That!  Train! has some base ideas of parody at its core, taking tropes and actually playing around with them instead of copying scenes directly and using them as an excuse to mug for the camera.  But I guess Scary Movie knows its audience, seeing how it's going to be the far more successful movie.  Stop!  That!  Train! knows its audience too.  It's a smaller audience, but they're likely to have a fun time with such a small movie.

MST note:  Some fans might note a cameo from soap opera star Lisa Rinna in this movie, but us MSTies will remember her from her supporting role in Robot Wars.

Movies Still Playing At My Theater

Backrooms ⭐️⭐️

The Breadwinner ⭐️⭐️

The Mandalorian and Grogu ⭐️⭐️

Masters of the Universe ⭐️⭐️1/2

Obsession ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Pressure ⭐️⭐️1/2

Scary Movie ⭐️

The Sheep Detectives ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

Tuner ⭐️⭐️⭐️

New To Digital

Michael ⭐️⭐️

Mortal Kombat II ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Coming Soon!

"Doing Things for Ourselves in School" & A Tribute to I Accuse My Parents (MST3K Special)

The Short

Pearl is in a very Mean Girls mood when she introduces today's short, probably because it's school related and she's channeling her inner high school bully and resisting the urge to shove Joel in a locker.  Speaking of our hapless host, this is very likely the last bit of riffing we'll ever hear Joel do on the show, so Doing Things for Ourselves in School will probably earn a place in Mystery Science Theater history that was formerly taken by Mitchell.

The short itself is a very basic learning film for children.  The idea is basically showing examples of self-reliance so they will stop bugging their teacher every time they need their pencil sharpened.  They say the Millennial generation was the lazy one, but if Boomers need a short like this to show them how to get off their asses and do productive actions, I'm wondering how true that actually is.  I didn't need a training video to show me how to put things in the trash.

"He thought of asking for help."

"But that's would show weakness."

As mentioned above, the final short of Season 13 belongs to Joel.  And instead of being accompanied by Conor and Kelsey like he has normally been all season, he is joined by Jonah's sidekicks Baron and Hampton.  Taking into account the charity shorts he did with J. Elvis and Bill, this means he has performed a riffing combination with every Servo and Crow performer on the show.  Hell, taking The Christmas Dragon into account, the only main riffing performer he has never riffed alongside in the MST theater is Mike (Joel did perform next to him during the RiffTrax Live:  MST3K Reunion show, however).  Additionally, like Joel's previous short this season, Sleep for Health, the riff script for this short was written by fans.  Sleep for Health was written by backers of the 2015 Kickstarter, and Doing Things for Ourselves in School was written by the 2021 Kickstarter backers.  I had my expectations in the toilet after learning this would be the case, but I didn't need to.  Doing Things for Ourselves in School is much funnier than Sleep for Health.

"And then he knew."

"He couldn't read."

There are a lot of openings in this short, because we're basically making fun of children who lack knowledge of doing basic tasks.  As mean as that sounds, the same basic principle of mocking ineptitude stands.  We have a cast of ignorant characters and we shall mock their ignorance, such as a couple of boys who can't open a jar, only for their girl classmate to find a way to help them, cuing the line "Their masculinity in tatters."  This also sets up an oxymoron in the short itself, which presents itself as being about independence but also offers examples of when children need to ask for help.  Knowing when you need to ask for help is an important lesson, but Servo also has to point out "Doing things for ourselves involves a lot of people."  The short is quite a bit of fun and the riffers have fun with it.  They also take the correct message from the short:  "It was about me!  I'm the hero!"

Thumbs Up

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The Livestream

And we're at the end of the road with the final main Gizmoplex livestream.  The entire Gixmoplex experience was both powerful and exhausting.  By the time I got to this point I was working overtime and still trying to make room for all the new MST3K content that was being thrown at me.  So, forgive me if things just kinda got swept under the rug for a while afterward.  I spent several years sleeping.

The next episode to honor is the one, the only (and we prefer it that way) I Accuse My Parents (review here).  One could not ask for a more upbeat, good vibes episode to end our Tribute streams with, and the enthusiasm for this episode is through the roof.  Matt McGinnis loves it, Emily Marsh loves it, Tim Ryder loves it, I love it, and I'm assuming Yvonne Freese loves it too, but she's relatively quiet during this livestream.  Series creator Joel Hodgson also loves it, and while he isn't here tonight, he sends a letter about the episode that Matt reads aloud, encouraged by everyone around him to say it in a Joel impression (that sounds like Kermit the Frog).  Fellow participant Kelsey Ann Brady has not seen it, which is great news because she gets to watch it for the first time.  What's her final verdict on the episode?

"I have no idea what happened."

For those keeping track at home, this is another watch-a-long event, like Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.  Unlike that stream, everyone seems much better prepared for this particular event.  Everyone is chatty and interactive with the episode itself, discussing the fine details of it to just guffawing at the things they love (they especially get the giggles every time one of the riffers quacks at the sight of the duck painting).  Emily is enamored with the movie in general, bringing up her upbringing of watching older movies like Bringing Up Baby (an excellent screwball comedy starring Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn), and she especially loves the mother in this movie.  There is a lot of discussion about 1940's hairstyling because the ladies don't know how Kitty gets her hair to look like that.  Kelsey kindly explains "The longer the bangs, the bigger the loaf!"  There is proper discussion on how old everyone is supposed to be in this movie and just how Jimmy is able to do everything he does in this movie at just seventeen.  They do discuss how they dislike being "helped" in shoe stores like they did back then, preferring not to have strangers touching their feet.  Kelsey does get one of the best zingers during this discussion when she points out "You can't show this kind of feet content today."  They also have a lot of love for the sketches, as everyone howls at the Invention Exchange, and Tom Servo's "nude" scene gets a lot of feedback.

"My nude is different from his nude."

"Everybody's nude is different.  That's what make us special."

There are also personal stories abound.  Everyone has experience with swing dancing and they all compare notes.  Emily tells a story about being in court and winning.  Tim compares a scene in the film to the video game Powerwash Simulator, which Kelsey thinks is a joke premise until both he and Emily take a deal of time explaining that it's an actual game.  Emily says she's getting into Star Trek with Strange New Worlds (which featured Patton Oswalt in its third season!), which Tim piggybacks off of by saying his friend Tawny Newsome headlines Lower Decks, which he misidentifies as "Below Decks," proving he's a poser (Baron Vaughn has a guest role in that show's third season, as well!).  Tim also offers us some insight into his relationship with one of the show's sponsors, claiming the Bendy games are too scary for him.

Of course, the Q&A portion of the stream can only start one way...ACCUSATIONS!  What do they all accuse their parents of?  Tim says his parents are too supportive, but Emily goes into a very detailed story of an argument between her and her dad over an interview between Leonard Maltin and George Lucas where both of them disagreed on which one Lucas was.  The argument got so heated that little Emily was sent to time-out, only to find out she was correct afterward.  They then ask that who of the cast they would accuse should they find themselves in court.  Emily claims Yvonne is easy to accuse because she would probably accept that maybe she did do it.  Kelsey asks if the accusation is about farting because the easy accusation is Conor, who is not here to defend himself (but is watching the stream at home and in the chat).  Yvonne accuses Joel, which makes sense because, without him, none of us would be here.  Tim says you can probably pin anything on Hampton, and I would honestly agree with that.

Other questions involve where the best hamburger sammich and french fried potatoes come from.  Tim hates In-n-Out, which Matt must defend the honor of, while Emily is a Five Guys girl.  I like burgers at dine-in restaurants that are so thick that they are served with a steak knife stabbed in the top, personally.  However, the question is stolen by Matt, who tells a story of finding a brewery that served a burger in between two Krispy Kreme donuts, which he ordered because he just had to know.  He says it was delicious, but Emily wants to know how his poops were afterward.  No comment.  They also discuss what kind of movies they'd watch with their own parents.  Emily says she and her mother love Talladega Nights, Tim says he and his dad would watch Hoosiers, and Yvonne says dad loves Lord of the Rings and mom loves Lifetime movies.  Kelsey's answer is It's a Wonderful Life, which spawns Tim's own story of a disagreement with his father, where Tim claimed the night life in Pottersville looked fun, which offended his father greatly.  I think both sides are right.  Personally, my dad mostly just rewatched John Wayne movies, which weren't really my thing, so I don't think we ever had like a go-to comfort movie, but we did normally watch the sitcom Titus together.  On my mother's side, I remember the first time she took me to the movies to see a non-kids movie that she wanted to see was City Slickers II:  The Legend of Curly's Gold.  Because of that, I kinda attribute the City Slickers movies as movies I'd watch with her.

We close the stream with essays!  What would be our chosen essay topics?  This brings a lot of strange answers that are all over the map, starting with Tim declaring surprisingly quickly that his essay would be about how Ross:  Dress for Less "should be either 'Ress:  Dress for Less' or 'Ross:  Dross for Loss.'"  I think this idea lives rent free inside his head.  Emily has a strange pitch for an essay about being a fake Italian-American, while Kelsey just throws out the title "Laundry!  Not Just For Clothes!"  I don't think Yvonne really knew what to do with this question, so she just goes on a stream-of-consciousness ramble of "If you need something transported, I'm a tall white blonde and probably won't get arrested," which Matt rightfully points out sounds more like a classified ad.

And I just throw out the essay pitch that I always threaten to write, which is about how Sliders is the greatest show ever made that is also the worst show ever made all rolled into one.

This was a very fun stream.  Good short, amazing episode, and wild comradery reminding us of what made the Gizmoplex special.  It's a shame that it's the end of the road for these streams, but they ended on a high.  There is nobody to accuse here.  Everyone should be commended.

Cinema Playground Journal 2026: Week 23 (My Cinema Playground)

Multiplex Madness

Masters of the Universe

⭐️⭐️1/2

Genre:  Fantasy, Adventure, Action

Director:  Travis Knight

Starring:  Nicholas Galitzine, Jared Leto, Camila Mendes, Idris Elba, Alison Brie, James Purefoy, Morena Baccarin, Jóhannes Haucur Jóhannesson, Kristen Wiig

I was born in the 80's, and while that particular event came after the initial craze of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, I still had enough exposure to it to be fond of it.  This isn't the first He-Man movie, the original being a Canon Films production starring Dolph Lundgren and Frank Langella in 1987.  I think kids were hoping to see something more lavish than what was seen in that film, which transported He-Man and friends to California where they ran around with Valley Girl Courtney Cox.  Fans of big, bold fantasy would prefer leaning into big, bold fantasy.  And while 2026's new He-Man movie isn't perfect, it certainly does that.

Still, it does repeat the 1987 film's biggest mistake by transporting He-Man to the regular world.  Luckily, that's only about twenty minutes of the movie and it's used as a plot device to make He-Man's alter ego of Adam a "lost prince."  Adam is whisked away from his home world of Eternia by the mighty Sorceress protector of the kingdom when the evil warlord Skeletor attacks Castle Greyskull.  Fifteen years later, he is retrieved by childhood friend Teela, who returns him to Eternia where he must embrace his destiny as his world's ultimate hero, He-Man.

Fifteen years ago, this exact movie would have probably made a killing.  Nostalgia for 80's kids was at a peak, resulting in feature films of Transformers and G.I. Joe.  That has died down a lot in the years since and I don't think the demand is really the same.  Not even Transformers movies are pulling in the same numbers that they used to, but most of those movies were bad and people were just conditioned to avoid them, I guess.  It's possible that a good He-Man movie would find an audience.  This particular He-Man movie feels like it's destined to find cult appreciation on home media rather than do gangbusters at the box office.  To be frank, they made a movie that looks and feels like that John Carter movie that Disney made, which was a movie that nobody saw but eventually found an underground appreciation.

Speaking as someone with an appreciation for the franchise, I can be both a witness for the prosecution and the defense of this movie.  This movie is pretty flawed, but it's also pretty fun.  These ideas contrast but they are not mutually exclusive.  The movie knows that it's difficult to take He-Man lore seriously so it never tries.  It never finds the Dungeons & Dragons:  Honor Among Thieves magic sauce in its own cheekiness, but it does hit full throttle in being Saturday Morning Cartoon power fantasy.  I kinda love that for this movie, because it's nothing if it doesn't take full delight in seeing He-Man do his He-Man thing.  He's a character who is a mixture of Conan the Barbarian and Superman and the movie is constantly finding excuses for him to flex as both.  In action spectacle, the movie is wild.

Characterization becomes tricky because the movie also wants to wink at the audience and acknowledge that all of this is dumb, and they do so at the cost of making some of our heroes more inept than they should be.  Some of the comedy only works if Adam is an absolute idiot, so his personality tends to shift whether the movie wants him to be serious or to be funny.  And if we were to take his character journey in the movie seriously, the truth is that he doesn't really have one.  The movie presents itself as being one of those stories of a boy who doesn't know how to fight becoming the most powerful warrior of all time but the thing is that he isn't some masterful warrior, he just becomes too powerful to lose to anybody, even if he doesn't know how to fight.  It becomes a basic self-insert fantasy of "me vs. the world and I'm winning" story that isn't really about anything.

But it's fun.  And the movie is colorful enough that kids might have a good time with it should parents choose to give them their first He-Man exposure.  Just be warned that the movie doesn't resist the urge to make innuendo jokes at the expense of the character "Fisto."  Hell, they even manage to squeeze one out for RamHead that took me completely by surprise.  It's a movie that doesn't seem to know if kids will like it more than adults, so they're covering their bases.

Power Ballad

⭐️⭐️⭐️

Genre:  Drama, Comedy

Director:  John Carney

Starring:  Paul Rudd, Nick Jonas, Peter McDonald, Marcella Plunkett, Havana Rose Liu, Jack Reynor

Paul Rudd plays a wedding singer who spends an evening bonding with former boy band member Nick Jonas only to find months later that Jonas has turned a song that Rudd wrote into a hit.  Rudd then goes on a tear to try and get the recognition he feels he deserves despite the fact that he has no proof of it.  Pop culture hits are often attributed to a singular voice.  Power Ballad is an energetic ode to the unsung contributors who help create, inspire, and are often thrown out in the trash because they aren't the marketing face.  Paul Rudd does pretty well as the man whose passions don't exactly pan out, while Nick Jonas is solid as the more successful counterpart who starts out relatable enough but becomes more of a douche with the more success that comes.  I do feel that latter aspect sometimes gets lost in the narrative, because the movie sometimes seems laser focused on Rudd's POV that it feels like it's ignoring Jonas's.  Aspects of Jonas's life that change over the course of the film sometimes get skimmed over and the movie might have been stronger if it did have more focus on shifts in his personality.  The movie isn't even very long, clocking in at an hour-and-a-half, so this isn't a time issue.  The movie just elects to drop it.

Another issue I was feeling was that of deja vu.  Something about this movie seemed very familiar as I was watching it.  Then it hit me that the movie is arguably just ten percent of the movie Coco ballooned out to a ninety minute dramedy, right down to the fact that the song changes its entire meaning when heard in the original context.  That story is more powerful than the one seen here, but Power Ballad is a fun alternative that has less meat on its bones.

Scary Movie

⭐️

Genre:  Comedy, Horror

Director:  Michael Tiddes

Starring:  Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Anna Ferris, Regina Hall

Scary Movie is a franchise that probably could have been great if it were done well.  The unfortunate fact is that it was never done all that well.  I remember being very disappointed in the original movie when it was released, but in retrospect, it's probably because doing a parody of a movie like Scream was a bad idea because you're doing a parody of a parody, and as an audience member I just didn't see a point.  But I also wonder about being fifteen when it came out, still too young for the R-rating but somehow I felt like I was watching something I was too old to find funny.  That's some weird backwards effect the movie had on me.  Still, they kept making them.  I kept watching them.  Couldn't tell you why, but I remember being fine with 2 and 3, which might have been from low expectations, and thinking 4 was boring.  Never saw the fifth one, and by all accounts, I didn't miss anything.  I also didn't see the Haunted House movies, which was Marlon Wayans doing a found footage parody in Scary Movie style and was also directed by Michael Tiddes, who helmed this sixth film in the Scary Movie franchise.  During the hype for this movie, there was a talk of how the Wayans were basically locked out of the franchise after the second movie by Harvey Weinstein, and this film is their big reclamation of it.  It's always shitty to hear stories like that and it's good that there is a semi-happy outcome for them.  The outcome would have been preferable if the movie they made to reclaim it wasn't far worse than the movies made after they left.*

*Still haven't seen the fifth one and I'm not going to fact check myself, so I'm going to just assume I'm right.

The film brings back all of the parody characters introduced in thr first film, led by Anna Ferris as Cindy Cambpell, who has been given a Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween 2018 makeover.  Regina Hall is also back as bestie Brenda Meeks, while Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Cheri Oteri, Dave Sheridan, and Lochlyn Munro reprise their roles from the original after two decades.  Together, they navigate another nonsense plot of parody milkshake, primarily following the story of Scream 2022, while adding in elements of Get Out, Sinners, Terrifier, Longlegs, Smile, The Substance, and more.  The movie's story is baffling to follow, which is par for the course on this franchise, which often feels like they're making parodies on the fly based on what movie they watched the night before.  This has always been a vice for Scary Movie because they seem to think their movie doesn't need to have a plot to be funny.  It's true, I guess, but I always look to Airplane! or The Naked Gun and find that, despite their outrageousness, they do tell a story that you can follow.  They're simple stories, and nobody really comes for them, but I personally think it makes a difference.  But the comedic stylings are also differing, too.  I've always said that the difference between Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker spoof movies and the types of spoofs that launched with Scary Movie is that the classic ZAZ movies were performed in deadpan, and the actors existed in utterly ridiculous surroundings that they took completely seriously, while Scary Movie is a series of comedians playing the comedy up and going full ham.  That tradition continues with this one, which is even hammier than usual.

But the movie is a comedy, so let's talk about the laughs.  The movie feels like it's going for "equal opportunity offender" status, but the problem is that it doesn't seem to know what audience sees movies like that.  It will mock the propaganda of right wing media outlets one minute and then do the exact same tired "anti-woke" jabs that such outlets do that it was making fun of earlier.  It's not exactly centrist mocking in all directions, it's just showing a bunch of weak "offensive" gags at the wall and seeing  if someone hates something enough to laugh at a really stupid joke about it.  I think what they think they're doing is playing up to Gen Xers who lament the fact that certain words from their teenage lingo are now considered slurs, but all this does is make the movie feel like it was made by a bunch of old people who are mad about the fact that they're considered old now and decide to take it out on the generation gap.  It feels more sad than funny.  It's pretty embarrassing to watch.

I'll give the movie props for some minor points of amusement.  I was usually mellow with the movie whenever Marlon Wayans was onscreen.  While his material isn't great, his stoner character is still kind of a likeable doofus.  And there's a pretty fun animated sequence where he gets trapped in KPop Demon Hunters and makes it with all three of them.  That was probably my favorite part of the movie, other than a mid-credit sequence where he plays Orlock in a parody of Nosferatu.  Teyana Taylor has a pretty decent cameo at the beginning of the movie in a parody of Scream VI, but it also sets the movie up for one of its bigger fails later on after Ghostface mocks her for losing the Oscar this year.  I'm assuming that this scene was filmed after the majority of the movie, because this line appears later on:

"Quit trying to win an Oscar.  It's a horror movie.  It'll never happen.  Ask Demi Moore."

To this I say ask Amy Madigan.  I mean, fuck, she was the one Teyana Taylor lost the Oscar to, and you made a joke about her losing the Oscar in this fucking movie.

It's this type of inconsistency that makes Scary Movie more frustrating to watch than it should be.  Horror is easy to make fun of, which is one of the reasons it's so fun to watch, so the fact that Scary Movie misses the target as often as it does makes it look like it's batting zero at T-ball.  I wish there was a really good Scary Movie that I could love.  It sucks that they insist on making movies like this instead.  The first note I wrote about this movie was a singular word and I honestly almost just scrapped any type of review and just used that to express my feelings on this movie.  "Garbage."

Movies Still Playing At My Theater

Backrooms ⭐️⭐️

The Breadwinner ⭐️⭐️

The Mandalorian and Grogu ⭐️⭐️

Michael ⭐️⭐️

Obsession ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Pressure ⭐️⭐️1/2

The Sheep Detectives ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

New To Digital

Hokum ⭐️⭐️⭐️

In the Grey ⭐️⭐️

New To Physical

Hoppers ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Protector ⭐️

Coming Soon!

"Better Breakfasts, U.S.A." & A Tribute to Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (MST3K Special)

The Short

We've received quite a few tips and tidbits on food with this season's shorts, even more on that than bicycle safety!  But hey, at least they didn't crowd the series with shorts on reproduction.  I think we've had one too many on that.

Better Breakfasts, U.S.A. specifically singles out the most important meal of the day, breakfast! ("Lunch and dinner can pound sand!  Brunch, you're on thin ice!")  It leads a group of children through a TV station, which is doing a show on...breakfast cereal.  Sure to be a smash hit.  Watch out M*A*S*H, here come the T*R*I*X!  Here, the children learn of the various sorts of grains and wheats that create cereal and how it gets from the field into the milk and down to our stomachs!  We also learn about the rigorous testing that was put forth in showing just how important breakfast is to everyday function which doesn't come off as staged at all and is certainly not a propaganda piece to help boost cereal sales.

Kids are definitely the target of this one, hoping to implant the idea that they need to keep buying cereal or consequences shall incur.  Do you want to become a lifeless drone throughout your day?  Do you want to put thousands of people out of work?  Better buy those Fruit Loops and save not just yourself, but an entire industry!  Get invested in your breakfast!  A BETTER breakfast, in this U.S.A!

I like this one a bit.  This short definitely vibes with the most loveable of industrial shorts we've seen from classic MST.  And Emily's crew do a superb job with it, which would be their last short of the season.  Emily, in particular, has some witty barbs in the chamber for this one, as the short discusses the wide area in which wheat is grown, to which she responds "Eat too much wheat and you'll have a wide area!"  And I love her little grumble for a lady production worker:  "I was supposed to be a poet."

This one of my favorite shorts this season, and I think it's Emily's highlight for her lengthy run with the shorts over the period.  This is a breakfast of champions!

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The Livestream

Things get switched up with this live event, where two alternative versions were streamed.  The first was the basic tribute event, which played the basic version of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (review here) and followed with a Q&A session featuring Matt McGinnis, Jonah Ray, Baron Vaughn, Hampton Yaunt, and Rebecca Hansen.  The second was a special watch-a-long presentation, which featured the episode playing along with additional commentary from Jonah, Baron, Hampton, and Rebecca.  This was a format we hadn't seen since the Mindless Summer Festival on YouTube and I'm happy to see it back, though this wasn't one of their more fun attempts at one.

There are several things that gnawed at me during this particular special.  It feels like the live hosts aren't sure what to do when there are new bumper segments and ads.  There are long portions where they sit around and stay silent, waiting for the bit to finish, though occasionally there will be a tidbit that they throw in about filming a particular segment that is pretty fun.  There also seems to be some confusion as to whether or not they're supposed to sit in during the intermission, as Rebecca repeatedly asks what they're supposed to do when it starts.

Another little hurdle to it is that the episode seems to be new to most of our live-watchers.  Jonah and Baron say that this is their first time watching it, while Rebecca says she's seen it but not for a good long while.  It is fun watching the episode with fresh eyes, especially with Baron, who is laughing up a storm during the episode.  The main issue with the watch-a-long format is that they settle in and watch the episode for a decent amount of time.  It gets to a point where those who went to the basic stream probably didn't miss much.  It's still a hoot watching the show with these people.  As mentioned above, Baron is having a blast.  He especially loves the Public Pearl host segments, bending over with laughter at hearing the programmer "Are You Being Served?"  And he has some colorful reactions to some of the episodes most memorable lines, including disbelief at hearing the words "Is it...sexy?"  When it comes to discussing the episode afterwards, most of the talk is in praise of Mary Jo Pehl, who they all agree stole the episode.

The questions also get into the nitty gritty of the movie when it comes to subject of doppling, with light confusion as to how it's portrayed in the movie.  This comes at the expense of a question wondering what movie the cast would want to be injected into, but Jonah believes the way it works is that you go into the last movie you watched, so the question as asked was answered only with some off-kilter, unexplained answers, such as Meteor Man and Meet the Parents.  The question then gets turned into what they all watched most recently, as Baron turns some heads by saying The Menu (which is a great movie, but a very bad one to be inserted into), Jonah says The Road to Wellville (which is a movie that I've never heard of that has a stacked cast), and Rebecca gets the most pity because she says Munchie, while Hampton's internet goes out and he doesn't answer the question.  They also get into the subject of doppling into their animals of choice, and Hampton wins the night by saying "A CROW!"  Jonah like penguins, Rebecca wants to be a koala, and Baron is torn between a boa constrictor and a marmont, which are two very specific animals on the opposite side of the spectrum.  He also wants Matt McGinnis to become Rat McGinnis, while Rebecca prefers Wombat McGinnis.

Other questions ask what the best movie featured on the show is.  Baron gets universal rejection for his joke answer of Munchie.  Rebecca likes The Mask (agreed), Hampton has fondness for Santo, and Matt says he legitimately enjoys The Beast of Hollow Mountain.  Probably the most surprising answer is Jonah having a long list of discussion points for The Christmas That Almost Wasn't.  For me, I'm a Universal Monster nerd, so it's easily Revenge of the Creature.  From the relaunch seasons, I'd echo The Mask, but would also profess love for Doctor Mordrid and Demon Squad.  An interesting question is brought up about recognizable locations in MST movies, which Rebecca chimes in with being familiar with a lot of the locations in The Home Economics Story.  I drive through most of the locations of Last Clear Chance on a daily basis, so I know how she feels.  They're also asked what their "catchphrase" would be, which I think was supposed to be an opening for funny one-liners like "You know you want me, baby!"  Instead, Jonah and Rebecca bring up lines that have been quoted to them by fans, like "Pretty nice!" and "Mr. Filing Cabinet."  Hampton, again, steals the show by just doing an Alex Jones impression.

This is an okay live event.  The short is pretty great, while the watch-a-long event doesn't really take off, and while the Q&A is good enough, it's not particularly memorable.  I'd probably consider the raw tribute with just the episode the superior experience, but it's also just fun to sit down with friends and watch an episode you've seen a hundred times, so the watch-a-long isn't a total bust.

Cinema Playground Journal 2026: Week 22 (My Cinema Playground)

Multiplex Madness

Backrooms

⭐️⭐️

Genre:  Horror

Director:  Kane Parsons

Starring:  Chiwetel Ejiofor, Renate Reinsve, Mark Duplass, Finn Bennett, Lukita Maxwell

Chiwetel Ejiofor wanders into a magic portal in the wall of his furniture store and winds up in a weird purgatory labyrinth of abstract rooms that are seemingly endless.  The concept is very much like that Twilight Zone episode where the little girl finds a portal to another dimension in her bedroom (also the Simpsons parody where Homer does the same thing and becomes a 3D model), so this movie isn't going to win many points for originality.  In fact, we've already had a movie very similar to this one in Exit 8 this year.  Exit 8 had a lot going for it that Backrooms does not have, though.  For one, it's psychology feels more intricately linked to its labyrinth concept, while with Backrooms, both the psychological aspect and its horror aspect feel separated.  Ejiofor is a man going through a mental crisis of being lost in life and finds himself lost in whatever the fuck this is, but there is not a lot about each aspect that enhances the other.  The whole Backrooms thing seems pretty incidental.  Sometimes it mirrors things from his life but there doesn't seem to be any genuine reason for it, except generic trauma baggage that is only here for decor for a giant pirate man that eats people.  Exit 8, by comparison, had a setting that seemed to be very specifically linked to an emotional and mental state, almost like a trial one needed to prove themselves in.  In Backrooms, your brain is fucked up, then fucked up shit happens.  Whatever.

The film is based on a Creepypasta internet meme, and it feels exactly like one.  On first glance, it seems psychologically haunting but the longer you stare at it, the more meaningless it becomes.  After a while, it's hard to not get bored and do something else.  The movie is not void of effective moments.  It just can't munster up the energy to turn them into anything interesting.  The primary trick of the film is to use liminal space and uncanny valley to invoke unease.  Sometimes it lingers on both too much and it just becomes silly.  After a while, wandering around in a bunch of beige rooms starts to become more irritating than creepy, especially since very few of them offer much new except a different object that's stuck in a wall.  Backrooms is a movie that I wanted to like but could not work up the energy to care about because it just wasn't anything.  It wasn't interesting, it wasn't disturbing, it was just...empty.

MST Note:  This movie features footage from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.  It's a pretty random movie to just throw in here, but I was happy to see it.

The Breadwinner

⭐️⭐️

Genre:  Comedy

Director:  Eric Appel

Starring:  Nate Bargatze, Mandy Moore, Colin Jost, Zach Cherry, Martin Herlihy, Kumail Nanjiani, Will Forte

Comedian Nate Bargatze tries his hand at a feature comedy in this flick, which has him playing a working dad who suddenly finds himself running the day-to-day household when his wife suddenly starts a business of her own and has to leave town.  Things don't go very well because man is not equiped for motherly work or some sexist shit like that.  Harmless, if also clueless.  The movie is like a Junior High School community play remake of Mr. Mom but nobody had actually seen Mr. Mom so they just took a guess.  Honestly, I've watched the trailer to this movie many times at the theater in the past few months and I've always zoned out after the Shark Tank sketch, which was always very weird to me, where Bargatze is scolded by the "sharks" for seemingly no reason.  That's the primary joke of the movie, where Bargatze is seemingly innocuous but somehow manages to screw everything up by simply being present.  He just walks in a room and that causes everything to unravel around him.  The movie becomes that Community meme of Donald Glover walking into a room with pizza with everything in utter chaos, only repeat.  It's a movie that's hard to work up any real energy to laugh at, because it's just so sterile.  That makes it a pretty okay offering for families wanting a nice clean comedy, and the movie doesn't have any fart jokes or masked innuendo, so it's pretty inoffensive even by the standards of other family movies.  I can't promise it will be a favorite of the household, though.

Pressure

⭐️⭐️1/2

Genre:  Drama

Director:  Anthony Maras

Starring:  Brendan Fraser, Andrew Scott, Kerry Condon, Chris Messina, Damian Lewis

Isn't that just typical, when you make a historical war drama but don't know what to say, so you just discuss the weather.

Based on a true story, Brendan Fraser plays then-general, future-President Dwight Eisenhower as he is planning the invasion of D-Day during World War II.  There is only one problem, the forecast.  The film follows him listening to the advice of debating meteorologists in the uncertainty that the plan of action might go forward.  It's a movie about tactics more than event, which makes this movie a tricky sell, even with solid acting.  Fraser is good, and I like seeing Kerry Condon in things, but I wouldn't call this a powerhouse of historical performances.  The movie's first half is pretty dull, as the drama struggles to really take off in weather pattern analysis.  The movie does become more interesting as it goes, when the stakes start getting established.  There are even a few dramatic beats that the movie absolutely nails.  There aren't enough of them for me to say this movie is a must-see, but it tells it's story pretty decently.

Tuner

⭐️⭐️⭐️

Genre:  Drama, Thriller

Director:  Daniel Roher

Starring:  Leo Woodall, Havana Rose Liu, Lior Raz, Tovah Feldshuh, Jean Reno, Dustin Hoffman

Leo Woodall stars as the titular piano tuner, who has a hearing sensitivity defect that also happens to make him ideal for hearing tumbler locks on safes.  That, of course, makes this one of those "Normie has one skill that happens to be very useful to baddies" movies, and he is enlisted as a safecracker by some shady folks.  Then comes the part where he makes easy money to get out of debt and tries to juggle a girlfriend while doing his bad deeds behind her back.  The movie is probably a little too straightforward to stand out among its hapless skilled guy crime movie peers.  Tuner doesn't have the rhythm of a Baby Driver, for example.  It is a solid execution of tropes with a decent heart in its production.  The movie almost seems to have more fun with its music sequences over its crime story, so if it starts to feel a little basic, it will suddenly burst with a passion that might surprise you in the corner you'd least expect.

Movies Still Playing At My Theater

The Devil Wears Prada 2 ⭐️⭐️⭐️

I Love Boosters ⭐️⭐️⭐️

The Mandalorian and Grogu ⭐️⭐️

Michael ⭐️⭐️

Mortal Kombat II ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Obsession ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Passenger ⭐️⭐️

Project Hail Mary ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

The Sheep Detectives ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

New To Digital

Animal Farm ⭐️

Desert Warrior ⭐️⭐️1/2

Over Your Dead Body ⭐️⭐️1/2

New To Physical

Dracula ⭐️

Dreams ⭐️⭐️

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Sentimental Value ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Coming Soon!