Saturday, July 31, 2021

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXIV DVD Retrospective


Release Date:  July 31, 2012

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Episodes Featured:

A double dose of Fugitive Alien leads what may be one of the best box sets of the series.  Both Fugitive Alien episodes are among my top five Joel era episodes (maybe even my top three), while The Sword and the Dragon is a wildly enjoyable Mike offering, and all three have goofy entertaining movies at their core to boot.  Samson vs. the Vampire Women tails in last place, but it at the very least is an important episode in Mystery Science Theater history as it was Frank Conniff's final regular appearance.  The movie featured is another one that has a doofus charm about it, so it at the very least feels like a full set of likeable cheese.  The episode itself is unfortunately much more boring than its companions, which puts a dent in this almost perfect set.

Average Rating (out of 4):  3.5

The Fugitive Alien episodes feature spotless video, while the sixth season offerings are a little mote flawed but not bothersome.  Fans will likely flock to the Life After MST3K:  Frank Conniff, where Frank talks about his career after leaving the series.  More film-related features include Japanese media historian August Ragone discussing the Star Wolf series that was edited into the Fugitive Alien films, and also a documentary called Lucha Gringo, which discusses Lucha Libre wrestling and the wrestling and film career of El Santos, the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson of Mexico.  Also included is an interview with Sandy Frank, the producer responsible for imports of Fugitive Alien, Gamera, Mighty Jack, Time of the Apes, The "Legend of Dinosaurs," and Humanoid Woman, where he talks about his lengthy career in many media pies.  Also included are a TV spot for Samson vs. the Vampire Women, MST Hour segments for Fugitive Alien, and two bonus shorts, A Date With Your Family and Snow Thrills.

The box art is Shout Factory's simple stock art featuring the MST logo in the upper left corner against a starry backdrop and the theater seats at the theater seats at the bottom, with the Roman numerals "XXIV" painted in the center.  As usual, the real star her is the individual case art by Steve Vance.  Fugitive Alien features Crow as Ken the Star Wolf in an apocalyptic city being faced down by his deadly girlfriend, played by Tom Servo.  Star Force also features Crow as Ken, this time squaring off against Servo as Lord Halkon, who has Crow at his mercy with his sword.  The Sword and the Dragon also features Servo wielding a sword, as he is Ilya Muromets fighting the three headed dragon, in which each head resembles Crow.  Concluding this batch of battles between the two bots, Samson vs. the Vampire women features Servo as Samson/Santo wrestling Crow all dolled up as a vampire woman.

Like the box art, the disc art is Shout's stock option of episode titles against a starry backdrop.  The disc menus continue Shout's tradition of making little skits out of archived audio and CGI bots.  Fugitive Alien features both Crow and Servo as a pair of "Kens" flying the Bacchus III on the run and getting into a shootout with the intruders on board.  Star Force features Crow and Servo fixing the engine of Bacchus III and accidentally turning Crow's head into a Big Head.  The Sword and the Dragon features Servo escorting Ilya Muromets, and they run into Crow, who is a wind demon.  Samson vs. the Vampire Women features Servo dressed as Samson/Santo and Crow carrying a torch as they invade the tomb of the Vampire Women.

Here is the nitty-gritty on this set, all four episodes are must-owns.  The first three are so because they are among the best episodes of the series, while the last one is not because it's particularly great, but because it's a landmark episode that every fan will be interested in.  There are heavy laughs to be had with this episode, and it also completes the nine-episode Sandy Frank catalog on DVD.  This one should be on your shelf, and that's all there is to it.

318-Star Force: Fugitive Alien II


Film Year:  1987 (compiled from a 1978 TV series)
Genre:  Science Fiction, Adventure
Director:  Kiyosumi Kukazawa, Minoru Kanaya
Starring:  Jou Shishido, Tatsuya Azuma, Miyuki Tanigawa, Choei Takahashi, Tsutomu Yukawa, Hiro Tateyama
MST Season:  3

The Movie

When we last saw the crew of the Bacchus 3, they had adopted the former alien warrior Star Wolf known as Ken into their crew (with only Captain Joe knowing of his past).  Now they must survive an exploding star, then destroy a diabolical weapon, and face down the leader of the Star Wolves.

There's not a lot to say about Star Force that you can't say about the first Fugitive Alien.  If you want my two cents about the series in general, one might find it in those reviews.  What can I say about Star Force that I can't about the first?  It's a bit more inane (which is saying something).  The first three quarters of the film have a reasonable plot thread that connects before it compiles the conclusive episode of the series in an out of nowhere final act.  Given that this film isn't really the way the Star Wolf series is intended to be seen I can be somewhat forgiving of it however

I love these Japanese effects shows, and I'd hate to disappoint anybody who clicks these reviews expecting me to tear them a new one.  I don't have that anger within me.  They're fun escapism, and I give this Fugitive Alien saga a pass.


The Episode

Mystery Science Theater 3000 toyed with season arcs in seasons eight and twelve, and they did a few serials that they gave up on, but as far as the heart of the show, the movies, they never did a true multi-parter.  There were plenty of sequels, but few true "tune in next time to see what happens" continuations. The closest they got was the Fugitive Alien saga, seeing how the first film ended with those feared words "To be continued...", though this might be cheating a little since Fugitive Alien is just a Japanese TV series haphazardly edited into two "films," though technically Star Force is a continuation.  This might have been a bit of a missed opportunity for a Gauntlet type of storyline for the show, where Dr. Forrester and Frank try to force Joel through a four hour Japanese epic, which could have made a delightful scenario.  But nah, MST decided to split the two movies by eight episodes.

At least the opportunity isn't as botched as it was in KTMA, when Star Force actually aired before Fugitive Alien.  That's a guaranteed way of fucking up a two-parter!

Those who know me know that I love Fugitive Alien, and it should come as no surprise that I love Star Force just as much.  Maybe more, I dunno.  One thing I do know is they hit the ground running with this episode, likely because they've already tangoed with this movie series and they know what they're dealing with.  They already know the characters and their traits, and know what areas they're vulnerable to comedy, causing them to go right for it.  However, it does occur to me that Star Force might play weaker for those who haven't seen Fugitive Alien.  The movie just jumps into itself and the whole ordeal might seem like total nonsense.  At the very least, watching the first episode will give context to the theme songs that Joel and the Bots have lovingly titled, such as "He Tried to Kill Me With a Forklift" and "I Love Ken."

The themes leak into the host segments, which provides a memorable opera of the crew singing the movie's greatest hits.  Other host segments include the Captain Joe action figure, Servo's head exploding and resulting chaos (including a bunch of overacting from Joel), and puppet flash cards.  Invention Exchange involves engorged body parts for some reason.  The Mads have big noses and Joel has a big head.

As stated above, there are certain episodes I love unconditionally.  A few of them have Japanese films at the core, mostly because I'm a bit of a weeb at times.  I love tokusatsu and Fugitive Alien is a lot of fun for me.  So is Star Force:  Fugitive Alien II which gives me a lot of laughs and those fun hokey effects that I dig.  It's enough to make Star Force one of my favorite episodes of the show, whether people understand why or not.

Classic


The DVD

Star Force:  Fugitive Alien II was featured on Shout Factory's Volume XXIV collection, with great audio and video.  The sole special feature is You Asked For It:  Sandy Frank Speaks!, which is, of course, an interview with English distributor Sandy Frank.  Sandy Frank overviews his lengthy career, mostly in television, buying and selling television shows.  He briefly talks about MST3K, calling it "cute" and "a lark," but said he "didn't think much of it."

Saturday, July 24, 2021

1204-The Day Time Ended


Film Year:  1980
Genre:  Science Fiction
Director:  John Cardos
Starring:  Jim Davis (creator of Garfield?), Dorothy Malone, Christopher Mitchum, Scott Kolden, Marcy Lafferty, Natasha Ryan
MST Season:  12

The Movie

From Charles Band, producer of the Puppet Master franchise and the Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan favorite Laserblast, and John Cardos, director of another MST fan favorite Outlaw (as well as Rifftrax features Kingdom of the Spiders and Mutant), comes this odd little sci-fi movie about a family residing in a farm out in the middle of nowhere, that stumbles upon a glowing green object behind the house.  Strange occurrences then begin to happen on the property, as aliens both small and large start appearing and flashing lights surround the house.  The family soon deduces they have been transported thousands of years into the future into a world unknown.

There is a low budget indie movie called Timetrap from a few years ago that I watched recently that works with a similar premise to The Day Time Ended, featuring a group of kids who go spelunking in a cave and discovering that time passes much faster within it.  The journey is fairly similar to this film though Timetrap kept things a bit simpler and was more straightforward than The Day Time Ended.  What was going on in Timetrap could easily be deduced by paying attention to the film, while The Day Time Ended just throws items at the viewer without ever really giving any of them meaning.  The stop-motion aliens and special effects in The Day Time Ended are fun, but at it's heart they're pretty random things that just wind up showing up, though events in Timetrap served a purpose to the story.  The Day Time Ended has a good story, it just doesn't have a plot.

Because of this, The Day Time Ended comes off as events to provoke a reaction.  Something weird happens, the family reacts.  Then the next weird thing happens.  To an extent it's kind of charming to see weird happenings that aren't easily explained from the eyes of people who can't conceive of them, only wishing to dodge them and get out with their loved ones safely.  It only becomes a real issue when the movie finds itself without an actual direction.  As we get to the end, the movie gives up on a climax of any kind and characters just "feel" that it's over, walking to a futuristic city in the landscape.  It's the anticlimax that eats away at me in this movie.  I feel the movie wants to make me believe their journey is just beginning, but at the same time, I feel cheated out of an ending.


The Episode

"Close Encounters of the Turd Kind!"

When the episodes of the Gauntlet were first announced, The Day Time Ended was the one that excited me the most.  It seemed like an old-school movie choice with a wacky premise and it felt like something they could really work with.  Ultimately, the episode wound up being one of the weaker episodes of the season, wasting a high concept 80's genre pic with lackluster commentary, similar to Being from Another Planet from the fourth season.  This episode has a few laughs (I love the line "Let me check my Tamagotchi.  Yep, still dead." at any rate), but ultimately the movie's lack of narrative coherence makes the jabs feel like wild stabs than precision work.  There are some fun moment with the aliens, especially a little one that reminds them of either a nude Cillian Murphy or Mr. Hankey from South Park.  There are also quips that are more clever than funny like the rescue attempt on a little girl's doll with "How ironic, the chance to prove that I am a man has to do with a little doll."  There is some worthy stuff here, but while the movie is fun to watch, it's too all over the place to take aim at.

This is also the inspiration for one of the more memorable host segments of the episode, where Jonah and the Bots put on a musical number about screenplays that just throw "Concepts" into it rather than a story.  It has a fun beat and a cool vaudevillian vibe, and the cast is having a blast (and I like Kinga's little hat).  Other segments are barely there, with Jonah and the Bots acting like rugged outdoorsy guys and Jonah trying to hide his escape plan from a nosey Max.  The Invention Exchange features the cute Fortune Meals (including Jonah's last words and a lot of Friends reruns) and Spray-On Mustard Gas for Max's TUBE MEAT!

But the big moment of the episode happens at the very end, as the great J. Elvis Weinstein drops by, reprising his role as Dr. Lawrence Erhardt for the first time in twenty-eight years!  Turns out when he went missing all those years ago, he just went on a journey of self discovery.  Here he is abiding by the final wishes of Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank and taking their ashes across the stars, he just needs their favorite song from Kinga, Idiot Control Now (from Pod People).  I love seeing Dr. Erhardt again, and it's cool to finally conclude his story.  I'm not too crazy about the inclusion of Dr. F and Frank in the segment, not only because it feels like the series closing hope on Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff ever returning to the show (which they probably won't, but I can dream) but the whole Idiot Control Now angle is random and gets very silly.  That being said, the return of an original Mad mostly agrees with me.

The return of Dr. Erhardt is really the only reason I remember this episode at all, as the rest of the episode just limps out with a movie that's all over the place and middling commentary.  The Day Time Ended is pretty okay, but there isn't anything to recommend it on either.  And off the back of the previous episode, the mid-portion of the Gauntlet really sags.  Maybe six movies in a row CAN drive a man insane.

Average


The DVD and Blu-Ray

Shout Factory released this episode on their Season 12 box set on both DVD and blu-ray.  My edition was a reward for donating to the season 12 pledge drive, dubbed the Pledge Drive Edition with a bonus disc.  The Day Time Ended features no extras, but the episode shares a disc with the previous episode, Lords of the Deep.

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Episodes Unreleased on DVD Retrospective (and Why The Hell Not?)


Releasing an entire series on home media used to be a celebratory event.  Entire series collections of Star Trek and I Love Lucy used to be a pricey affair for collectors, who bought episodes handfuls at a time on VHS to own their beloved shows on their shelves (if they weren't content to just tape reruns).  Things became easier with the advent of DVD, as complete season packages become the norm.  That didn't stop series from trying the whole handful of episodes routine on the format, Star Trek and I Love Lucy among them, but the popularity of shows like The Simpsons, The X-Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Star Trek:  The Next Generation in box sets trumped them.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 never left the handful of episodes format, even as it did position itself into box sets (each only held four episodes each).  Licensing issues with the films itself prevented full season releases, because they would have been too expensive to obtain all clumped together and it was never likely we would obtain them all.  And true enough, they didn't release every episode of MST, but they got closer than we ever thought possible back when Rhino Home Video first started releasing episodes on VHS in the 90's.

But why can't these episodes be licensed, you may ask?  Different reasons for different batches of episodes.  Funnily enough, Rhino managed to tap three of the big wells of off-limits episodes before hearing from lawyers telling them to stand down.  One was The Amazing Colossal Man on VHS, another was Women of the Prehistoric Planet on the Volume 9 DVD set, and finally Godzilla vs. Megalon on the Volume 10 DVD set.  The question then becomes "Well, who told them they could release these episodes if the rightsholder didn't?"  Those who worked at Rhino probably know what happened better than any fan does, but I believe the reason might be that the rights to these movies aren't exactly in black and white.  Amazing Colossal Man was caught in a rights dispute between the estates of the two heads of American International Pictures, Samuel Arkoff and James Nicholson, and wound up being won over by Nicholson's widow, Susan Nicholson, formerly actress Susan Hart (who was incidentally featured in the MSTed film The Slime People), and Rhino had to pull the VHS from shelves because she wasn't the one who licensed the film to them.  Godzilla vs. Megalon is owned by the Japanese studio Toho Company Ltd., which seems straightforward enough, but the English version of Godzilla vs. Megalon fell into public domain in the US, which is likely how it wound up on MST in the first place.  Toho eventually got a tighter stranglehold on the Godzilla copyright and eventually re-obtained their claim on the film.  There was also some uncertainty as to who had US distribution rights at the time the Volume 10 DVD was released, though it's generally agreed that a bankrupt company called Goodtimes Home Video kept the title in limbo for a while.  Rhino wound up being scammed by a "company" (is it?) called Krypton International, who claimed they had the rights to Godzilla vs. Megalon during this period.  They also claimed they had the rights to Women of the Prehistoric Planet, which they licensed for use in Volume 9, but that also turned out to be bogus.  A man named Wade Williams owned Women of the Prehistoric Planet.  But he kindly allowed Shout Factory to rerelease the episode with a proper licensing arrangement.

Through these three episodes Rhino managed to screw over all three of the big holdouts.

Let's talk about Wade Williams, who is open to licensing to the show and has licensed Shout Factory many films from his library, with the exception of a single episode:  Rocketship X-M.  Mr. Williams has absolutely put his foot down on this movie, as he unapologetically loves it.  It seems that Rocketship X-M's use on the series was a bit of an accident in the first place, as Williams had someone else licensing films and that's who approved the use on MST.  Williams was furious about it and as soon as the rights lapsed he never allowed them to be renewed.  This includes DVD rights, which means it will be a cold day in hell before we see Kevin Murphy and Frank Conniff's first episode on home media.  The one bit of hopeful news is that being the oldest film in an unreleased episode means the date Rocketship X-M falls into public domain is closer than most.  It's still decades away, but we may live to see an official release in our ripe old age when all media is beamed directly into our brains.

Moving onto the licensee of Susan Hart, she owns five films featured on MST, and from my understanding she holds no ill will against the show itself, she just wants a lot of money.  The films in her catalog haven't seen home media release in any form since VHS, and it seems she is notoriously difficult to license from.  Those who have tried usually walk away empty handed.  What's weird is that ever since obtaining her hold on these licenses she has attempted to make more money from lawsuits over copyright infringement than off the titles themselves, an example being fairly recently in which she sued Shout Factory themselves for a documentary on American International Pictures that they released on MST's Volume XXXIV DVD, which partially covered films that she owns the rights to.  The lawsuit did reach a settlement, but if you're wondering why this volume was suddenly pulled from store shelves after a few years, it's because Shout Factory couldn't keep the volume in print with the documentary featured.  Of the films featured on the series, Susan Hart owns The Amazing Colossal Man, It Conquered the World, Terror from the Year 5000, and I Was a Teenage Werewolf, while she also holds a copyright claim on Attack of the The Eye Creatures due to a claim on the script, which was reused from a film she owns called Invasion of the Saucer Men.  Outside of that, Eye Creatures is believed to be public domain.

Going from those in control of estates to a major company, the last big hold-out is Toho Company Ltd., which is the Japanese movie studio that holds the Godzilla trademark, and also the company that funded and distributed thirty-two Godzilla movies in Japan while also having Japanese rights to the four American made Godzilla films released so far from 1998 and the recent MonsterVerse blockbusters.  As mentioned above, Godzilla vs. Megalon had a bit of a US rights grey area for decades, which Toho finally put a end to.  The other Godzilla movie featured on the series was Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster, which was featured on the series through the Film Ventures International package that brought other films such as Cave Dwellers and Pod People to the series.  Where FVI obtained the rights to this film from is a bit murky though (I do know that Goodtimes had home media rights to Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster around the time of the MST episode, because I have those VHS tapes), and it's possible that they might even have released it illegally.  Whatever the case, whoever MST licensed from back then is not who they have to deal with today.  Currently both Megalon and Sea Monster are licensed out to Janus Films, who used the titles to put together a Showa Era blu-ray set of fifteen Godzilla titles as a part of the Criterion Collection.  At least the unriffed films have home media releases readily available.  This is more than I can say about Rocketship X-M or any of the Susan Hart titles.

But as to whether or not Shout could license these movies out...I wouldn't bet on that.  Shout has gotten some good deals with the Japanese companies they have been talking to:  Toei, Tsuburaya, Kadokawa...but Toho is a different beast entirely.  The Godzilla license is very expensive, and even if you achieve it, you have to follow Toho's rules.  Toho requires approval of every aspect of a release in the US, and the more elaborate the release, the more they will work their fine tooth comb through it.  This was the case for Media Blasters a while back, who licensed out Godzilla vs. Megalon and Destroy All Monsters from Toho, planning on packed special features.  At the last minute Media Blasters added a bonus dub track and extra photos in their photo gallery to the Destroy All Monsters release, which was enough for Toho to demand a recall on the discs and insist on approving the features themselves, a process that started to look like it would take years.  Media Blasters bit the bullet and cancelled the special features on the films and just released them as bare bones discs.  Since then, Toho has shown little kindness to American releases, even neutering Criterion's Showa Era blu-ray set.  Reportedly this is because Toho wants to deter consumers in Japan from importing discs from America, which are in the same blu-ray region.  The issue with MST3K is that it is the film in an altered form that was done without their approval, and its very likely they'd rather it didn't exist at all.  In an interview at a con, Joel Hodgson mentioned he was interested in licensing Toho films for future seasons, but Shout told him to not bother because they already knew what the answer was.  That should say it all right there.

Outside of these gridlocked episodes, there are a few holdouts that still have release potential in them.  Paramount Pictures has negotiated with Shout Factory for home releases of many of their titles, including a huge Friday the 13th box set made in conjunction with Warner Brothers.  And yes, they have licensed out MST episodes as well, notably Girls Town and Diabolik (the latter was also released unriffed on blu-ray by Shout).  Paramount also owns the rights to Fire Maidens of Outer Space, The Deadly Bees, and The Space Children, which were tied up with a small company called Olive Films, who licensed them for blu-ray release.  While these films are under contract at Olive, Shout is unable to release them.  It seems like the deal might be closing sooner rather than later, so it's likely we will see these three episodes in a Volume XXXX along with the last DVD holdout, Quest of the Delta Knights.

What's up with Quest of the Delta Knights?  I don't know.  It seems the owner of the film was very difficult to track down, and Shout just sat on the episode not knowing where to turn.  Apparently they recently found the rightsholder and licensed the episode for a streaming deal as they wait for Olive's contract with Paramount to lapse.  While some MSTies might be impatient for a Delta Knights DVD release in the meantime, I've seen no reason to suspect Shout won't release the episode on DVD.  They're just playing the waiting game.

This isn't taking into account the movies featured on KTMA, which are being held due to creative reasons rather than licensing reasons.  Shout Factory actually does hold the rights to a chunk of them.  They have deals for the third season episodes of films licensed from Kadokawa (all the Gamera films) and Tsuburaya Productions (Time of the Apes, Fugitive Alien, and Mighty Jack), while they have rights to the TV shows Stingray and Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons (licensed from the estate of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson and released on DVD from Timeless Media) which allowed copies of Invaders of the Deep and Revenge of the Mysterons from Mars to be offered as rewards during the MST Kickstarter in 2015.  Shout Factory has also released the complete series of Space 1999 on blu-ray (also from the estate of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson), which gives them a window to Cosmic Princess.  These licenses alone give Shout access to twelve of the twenty-one KTMA episodes, which means Shout could feasibly release a solid chunk of KTMA if they wanted to.

Of the remaining episodes, Phase IV and Hangar 18 are also films owned by Paramount that are currently under contract to Olive Films, which means those would have been a waiting game episodes if they were seeking them.  MGM owns The Million Eyes of Sumaru (which was recently purchased by Amazon), while ABC (under Disney?) holds the rights to TV movies SST- Death Flight and Superdome (Kino Lorber licensed Superdome for blu-ray).  City on Fire seems to be folded into several of its distributers going defunct after it's release, though I suspect the rights are held by Studio Canal (Scorpion Releasing released the film on blu-ray, so they would have a deal in place with the film's current rightsholder).  The Last Chase likely is owned currently either through someone's estate or by Lionsgate though film catalog purchases.  Foreign films that are with their original companies are Humanoid Woman and The "Legend of Dinosaurs."  In the case of Legend of Dinosaurs, the film is owned by Toei Company, who also own Prince of Space and Invasion of the Neptune Men, both of which saw DVD release.  They are also the owners of the Super Sentai franchise, which Shout Factory has licensed to DVD in the US.

And that is pretty much where that group of MST episodes stands.  A small amount may be released one day, while the rest will likely remain in limbo for a long, long time.  It's a shame, because a solid amount of what remains is quite good.  If only one were to see official release, I would like for it to be Fire Maidens of Outer Space, which is an exceptional episode from top to bottom.  I'd also like the Godzilla episodes as I am a huge fan of the character and enjoy seeing the films on one of my favorite television franchises.  Rocketship X-M, while not a great episode, is an important one from the show's historical perspective and it's a shame it will likely not see release.  I'd also love to see some crisp copies of the KTMA episodes in my lifetime, while the rest are mostly solid episodes in a large catalog.  I remain optimistic that maybe in one form or another we'll see these episodes one day, but we also have to face reality and realize some things may never be.

Special shout out to Travis Hosey, who spent years sleuthing the many titles of MST3K and directing even Shout Factory in the right direction of who knows what.  I hope I did justice to your work with my little write-up.

809-I Was a Teenage Werewolf


Film Year:  1957
Genre:  Horror
Director:  Gene Fowler Jr.
Starring:  Michael Landon, Whit Bissell, Yvonne Lime, Guy Williams
MST Season:  8

The Movie

Quite possibly one of the most relatively successful movies ever featured on the show, I Was a Teenage Werewolf was actually a pretty big hit back in 1957.  The film wasn't a huge critical darling and the passage of time hasn't been too kind to it, at least not compared to timelessly beloved contemporaries such as Bridge on the River Kwai, 12 Angry Men, Old Yeller, and Gunfight at the O.K. Corral.  At the very least, I Was a Teenage Werewolf delivers on its title, which is that it has a teenage werewolf in it.  Said teenage werewolf is played by Michael Landon, who plays a troubled boy who has issues controlling his temper, and is told to see a psychologist to help calm him down.  But his psychologist has other plans, using hypnosis and an experimental serum to bring out Landon's primitive nature, which just happens to be a werewolf.

See, this is why I don't trust shrinks.

I Was a Teenage Werewolf was an early hit in the career of Michael Landon, who would go on to a lengthy career in television in hit shows such as Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie, and Highway to Heaven, which were each successive to each other.  There was a Michael Landon show consistently on the air every year for thirty years straight!  This made him on of the most successful television celebrities of all time, right up there with the likes of Johnny Carson and Lucille Ball.  In Teenage Werewolf, Landon isn't really given much to shine with, as his charming smile and winning personality take a backseat to him being very needlessly angry at everyone.  His character here is all too one-dimensional, as his anger really is the only trait the movie seems interested in defining him with.

As a 50's horror movie, Teenage Werewolf is a bit on the limp side.  Using hypnosis as a means to unleash the beast is interesting at the very least, having the monster be a "werewolf" seems unnecessary.  The film's most confident aspect is likely what led it to box office success, which is its youth appeal.  I Was a Teenage Werewolf is an early example of unleashing the horrors that go bump in the night upon unsuspecting teens and tapping the youth market that goes crazy for horror films (as was its double bill partner Invasion of the Saucer Men, which MSTies will know as the film that was remade as Attack of the The Eye Creatures).  This is a formula that is pretty much mimicked through the rest of horror history, especially during the slasher movie craze of the 70's and 80's.  Teenage Werewolf may not have been the first to do such a formula (better historians than myself would probably throw a dozen titles at me), but it sure as hell was one that caught on.


The Episode

Pearl has shut off the Satellite of Love's protective systems so she, Bobo, and the sole surviving Observer can go camping, which leaves Mike and the Bots fending for themselves against alien infestation.  These segments delight with their parodies of the Alien franchise, featuring Servo with a facehugger before going full space marine and climbing into the ducts to fight more creatures (before breaking down and crying), while Mike tries to deal with all the alien eggs by making a giant omelet.  These segments are really fun and a genuine highlight of season 8's story arc.

"I thought it was alright if I picked a little fight.  Bonanza?"

As fun as the host segments are, the movie segments can seem a little muted.  The most I can say about the movie segments in I Was a Teenage Werewolf is that they're funny, but they're a little vanilla.  Not helping things is that we had just come off of a string of similar films this early on in season eight, though even watched on its own, I Was a Teenage Werewolf fails to make any large impression on me.  That being said, I do laugh quite a bit during this episode, as it offers a fun heckling at a bizarre movie.  Riffs tend to target the crazy screenplay, mostly.  Michael Landon's needlessly angry character gets a few jabs, as well as his odd romance with a girl who is crazy about him even though he snaps at her on a whim just because she's present.  The generic-teenage-students-having-generic-teenage-fun do work up some good quips, while the stiff police characters and required old man who knows it's a werewolf because of folklore get solid attention as well.  And of course, Michael Landon/Bonanza quips abound (as well as a few for Lost in Space's Guy Williams in his supporting role).

I Was a Teenage Werewolf does just enough for me to consider it a good episode.  I enjoy it and I get some good laughs from it.  Yet in the grand scheme of things it's one I tend to rack my head about, trying to remember details of.  It's a very one-night stand sort of episode.  Fun in the moment and it gets the job done, but I have no real commitment to it and it doesn't really matter to me the next day.

Good


The DVD

I Was a Teenage Werewolf is one of the episodes that is unlikely to ever see DVD release.  Because of this, Shout Factory compiled the episode's host segments as a part of their Satellite Dishes compilation on Volume XXXIX.